Welcome to Cuga Culo Productions

At CCP, we specialize in all things belly. Whether it's food, the miracle of life, or shoving people into tight places, our mission is to provide excellence and quality with our degeneracy.

What We Do Here is Go Back

I started this bullshit with Blender on September 1st, 2022, spending 10 hours a day on Blender 3.0+ for the first three months, with my first animation made on September 20th.The animation was awful, I don't wanna talk about it.It has been two years since then and I can assure whoever reads this that the experience I have taken from it is no matter how much effort you put in, you'll be outdone by some retard posting a garbage MSpaint drawing of Chica shitting in a cup. Monetizing made the art work painful to continue and I wanna go back to when I was just making porn for my weenie.

Character Profiles

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Kristaph Silverwind

  • 30 Years Old, acts like he's not

  • Cuntboy, or in his words "Based Vagibro"

  • Last job was in the kitchen, was fired after an incident involving the chef's hat and a pastrami.

The company founder and (until recently) sole actor for Cuga Culo Productions, Kris had been using the company as an excuse to get out of his house and get paid to exploit the wide variety of kinks he's been supressing for the past 5 years.Between his projects that involve getting his face and/or his uterus stuffed full, Kris handles the logistics, tentacle caretaking, and scouting for fresh faces to work with. When he's not busy with work, he's at home either relaxing with a good show or melting brain cells watching Youtube.

Calla Loto

  • 20 years old

  • Cuntboy, but says he's a girl to get into straight mens' pants

  • Previously mentioned snippet is how he got thrown out of college

A man (woman?) of few words and fewer inches, Calla's not much of a talker. Before his time with the company, he had taken advantage of his race's lack of chesticles to pretend to be a hot short chick for free booze, food, sex, cars, money, etc. It wasn't until his mouth let out normal words and not squeaky moans that the jig was up, the college promptly expelling him for "several CoC violations". Calla was nowhere to be found by the campus security.Opting to travel around the country, Calla used his looks and mistaken identity to keep himself afloat. After being chased around several cities by upset activists after explaining that he was not a "trans pidgeon", he finally stepped foot into the little office Kris had rented out. The two became fast friends with similar experiences involving their biology. Now Calla is an actor in training, with his main interests involving the stranger things.

Chloé Saphir

  • 38 years old

  • Cuntboy, though really at his age "boy" isn't accurate

  • Retired from "modeling" a few years ago

The amount of jokes available for a french sergal are limitless. Bleu cheese...ok maybe there's like one.In his prime, Chloé's career earned him a well off reputation and several spots on the cover of many a magazine, an achievement he's quite proud of. Don't get me wrong, those magazines were for the back alley sex shops and covered some...interesting topics, but I digress. His last job landed him in a bit of hot water (from what we were told) and according to him, he's unofficially exiled from France. Apparently an anal vore scene was "misinterpreted" as something political, leading the president at the time to publicly deride him and the company he was working for. The company dissolved, Chloé moved to the US, and he had been retired for a number of years before noticing our online job opening.His pet slug, Jeanne, has a tendency to multiply incredibly quickly in warm, damp, and dark places, giving us and Chloé a unique opportunity to act on some new fun scene ideas.

Argie

  • We don't know how old he is.

  • He came here with a written note and a green card

  • We couldn't find out his name so we just called him Argie. He's surprisingly ok with it.

I'd be lying if I said I knew anything about this one. From the papers he showed us we learned he's an immigrant from Argentina, specifically from the Falkland Islands. We specifically say he's from Argentinia because Calla made the mistake of bringing up the whole "British owned" thing and my desk was soon a permanent fixture of the office wall.Argie doesn't really talk, mostly because he can't speak well out of the water and his language sounds like bubbles. The most of what we learned about him is he's from a race of hermaphrodite fish people with a really neat reproduction method, he came to this country because he was (as read on the paper) "not going to marry that annoying twat."Over time, we also got to find out a little bit more about Argie. He is a predator fish, kind of like a shark, so sushi bars are his go to place. His race can grow larger or smaller depending on how much salt water they take into their body, he's very well educated on cultures around the world, he prefers the thicker type of partner, and even though he's got a short fuse he can be a sweet guy, especially with (once again, as read on the paper) "the purple one's soft meat".